回房稍事休息  為晚上的成人秀做心理建設;適逢黃昏
                                                                               
飯店的海景落日超夢幻  順手拍了幾張想拍卻拍不好的照片....





                                                                             
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               以下有雷   想去泰國看成人秀的不要往下看
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終於終於  當年的那個在大人觀賞成人秀時  只能在外面很悶很悶的打撞球
                                                                               
的小男孩   這次以男人的身分踏入模特兒秀場。 彷彿劉姥姥遊大觀園般
                                                                               
好炫的燈光   好殺的音樂  好冰的可樂  好嗨的人們  一切竟是都這麼新鮮~~



                                                                               
等待的過程令人血脈賁張  終於ㄧ撇眼見到上空的女郎出現在後檯邊
                                                                               
旋即隨著飛機起降的音效  緩步婀娜  魚貫而出  楚腰纖細  搖曳生姿
                                                                               
說要有多銷魂就有多銷魂般的女性魅力  一開場就是氣勢非凡。
                                                                               
看到這我已在理性的邊緣了  怎知伸展台上的溜噠竟只是熱身?
                                                                               
一票坐在第一排VIP區的男士今晚成了秀的演出者   打頭陣的是A君和K君
                                                                               
沒想到女郎立刻將A君的頭塞入自己雙峰之中  全場歡聲雷動   至此
                                                                               
也宣告世界上再沒有王法啦   大家都crazy了  除了叫囂沒有別的辭彙
                                                                               
台上也是不拖戲(有脫戲) 第一關人體水果盤  果肉人肉正面挑戰A君和K君
                                                                               
的道貌岸然  果不其然不攻自破  心防紙糊的一樣  A君尤其爽快
                                                                               
吃的比K君多的樣子  連山谷裡的西瓜都吃了  縱使西瓜很淘氣的跌谷
                                                                               
三四次仍不畏艱辛   配合度一流。
                                                                               
接著上場的是擁有傑尼斯外型的D君  不虧是傑尼斯  連上台都這麼有魅力
                                                                               
那眼神跟台下簡直判若兩人  我想這就是巨星吧~~
                                                                               
但見台上一張沙發  兩位妙齡女子   配合詭祕的音樂舞動身軀
                                                                               
還真是不知道這關的意義何在  姑且稱他沙發秀吧  就有點像會被新聞局禁播
                                                                               
的MV那樣 一男兩女在沙發上搞鹹溼  好個D君艷福不淺之餘  連被脫褲都有練過
                                                                               
警覺性奇高   跟女郎像官兵捉強盜  追捕過程 進退趨避間  還隨性演了現代舞;
                                                                               
一場秀狀似要ending時還祭出龍爪手  印證了福利就是要自己爭取的真理,
                                                                               
原本可能五分鐘的長度硬是被精湛的演技還有雙手不安分的加戲 弄成落落長
                                                                               
D君就是D君。  (願你享樂之餘留意咳嗽的成因)
                                                                               
彷彿要給大家喘口氣似的  此時上演今晚最有藝術感的夜光秀 ,一片漆黑下
                                                                               
只見女體身上螢光塗料的彩繪隨著律動有了生命  但我是無暇去管那是三小圖案啦
                                                                               
印象中記得有鳳凰就是了  重點是鳳凰的主人無疑是今晚的主將  光那一雙長腿
                                                                               
就夠她豔冠群芳  姑且稱她為女王吧?  她也很有女王的傲氣  這麼好的秀
                                                                               
竟然沒有幾分鐘  下一個秀的水準沒有她略顯失色  尤其雄雄多了一個疑似人妖
                                                                               
更是讓人不敢恭維  怎知他更是極具侵略性的人妖   欽點了Q君後就死壓著他不放
                                                                               
可憐Q君剝了上衣  褲子也差點被同袍脫去  被死命壓在台上  下體有被玩弄嫌疑
                                                                               
臉跟臉貼的無敵近  呵氣如蘭 ;但近距離觀察Q君表情  殊無快意
                                                                               
臉上清楚寫著斗大疑問  怎麼還沒結束怎麼還沒結束? Q君胸擁成人之美
                                                                               
每每促成別人登台撿好康  自己卻被當成好康給人妖撿去  也真算得老天沒眼了...
                                                                               
至今VIP們僅剩W君未登台  避得了初一避不過十五  下一關被五花大綁般的拉上台
                                                                               
把心一橫跟坤老H君分坐兩張椅子   這次登場的女郎數量可觀  也沒有分誰伺候誰,
                                                                               
構成相當複雜的食物網關係;內容也是難以歸類  有脫褲有一起跳艷舞甚至還有吞火
                                                                               
吞一吞再從嘴裡拿出來幫你點菸  女郎真不是好混的簡直十八般武藝無所不包;
                                                                               
不過這一切  都從女郎解下胸罩幫兩君戴上開始  看來是叫做戴奶罩秀啦,
                                                                               
H君神色嚴肅  改良過後的褲帶全心堤防脫褲攻擊  除此之外很enjoy,
                                                                               
W君已不能用常理去推斷他的想法了  豁出去的人什麼都幹的出來
                                                                               
抖胸尬舞盡顯狂態  搏君一笑捧腹開懷   你嗨我嗨小個女郎嗨,形成三贏的局面,
                                                                               
延續到後台也是春色無邊  索小費索擁抱索吻  試問交易之下含有多少真心?
                                                                               
一句再見  一句不要再見    寧願選擇相信虛幻的溫柔   悲哀莫此為甚。
                                                                               
回過神來  國企第一猛男Y君上場了  彷彿為他猛男身分量身訂做的鐵籠秀
                                                                               
果然,台上一點不和諧的感覺都沒有  不仔細看還以為都是秀場那邊的人在演出
                                                                               
不虧是Y君  但我也要說真是太北攬了Y君   這麼有氣勢的排場
                                                                               
意外的雷聲大雨點小   除了有鐵籠我真是對這齣表演毫無印象   時間也很短
                                                                               
整個讓我在驚愕中噗嗤笑了出來  沒辦法我對這種雷聲大雨點小的表演就是會
                                                                               
覺得很逗趣~~
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
終於終於  台上起了變化  舞台赫然跑出一個浴缸來  那種在廣告中會有洋妞
                                                                               
在裡面搞笑的浴缸   另外也多出三張軟墊 ;看這陣仗  泰國名產泰國浴就要現身啦!
                                                                               
雀屏中選的是  因內心空虛又被Q君成人之美的W君  還有台灣之光S君
                                                                               
第三人難產  肥水終落外人田  由神秘的三角黃內褲男擔綱。
                                                                               
有了上一次登台經驗  W君保護措施做的相當嚴密雙手不離禁區
                                                                               
那紙內褲透明也就隨他透明了  反正天塌下來有S君擋著!
                                                                               
自脫衣的鋪陳工作開始  節目情節漸次高升  心跳也跟著高升
                                                                               
想不到女王竟在這節骨眼料理W君   雙眼被奶罩矇蔽   只感身上有股重量
                                                                               
跟溝壑的觸感  心知大事不妙  耳聽得Q君大聲疾呼  快看快睜眼
                                                                               
W君奮力甩頭脫卻bra賈   這一看眼前竟是腰枝款擺   魅力百分之三萬
                                                                               
好個蛇腰勾魂攝魄      擺到近處竟是國中健教課本出現的圖片
                                                                               
只是未免太屄真太屄近    差點沒魂飛天外  心下暗暗祝禱南無阿彌佗佛
                                                                               
對抗女王的笑聲  ;怎知秀場採取車輪戰  不虧是壓軸秀該有的格局阿
                                                                               
另一個高個又來啦   木蘭飛彈在臉上掃了兩圈就壓在上面不動了
                                                                               
時間達數秒之久  仿佛連高個的心跳都感覺的到    真是終極的震撼彈
                                                                               
眾目睽睽該有怎樣的表情呢  喜上眉梢?  如喪考妣?   尷尬到了極處
                                                                               
還是老話一句:天塌下來有S君擋著! 那邊廂視野受限  隱約中瞄到
                                                                               
S君在浴缸中艷福無邊 ,據他人說法  此君忘我之下  身體就誠實了起來
                                                                               
x王稱號自此跟隨終身    想必同學會也是洗刷不了了  勸君別哭阿~~
                                                                               
收尾秀由高個帶領W進浴缸  動作沒啥高潮迭起  只是身體貼老近
                                                                               
長髮覆蓋下髮香伴隨耳語衝擊W君心坎裡   三魂七魄滕不到一半
                                                                               
剩一半迷迷糊糊好像發現有送服務多洗了兩下    總之就被送到後台去處理
                                                                               
後台又再度是奇幻探險  擺脫後回轉秀場內  不見了眾人  心涼了半截
                                                                               
裡裡外外繞阿繞  中文可通好欣慰   赤足跋涉終於找到車  上車後受到
                                                                               
英雄式的凱旋歡迎  同學愛驚天地泣鬼神   300元贖鞋好溫馨。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                  
             
                                                                               
做了個瘋狂的夢吧,面對滿桌菜毫無食慾   千頭萬緒無下箸處,
                                                                               
一中斷閒聊  場景就回到溫柔鄉   看來是病的不輕了。
                                                    
                           
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                                                              
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               

                                              

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