就是今天   水上活動就是今天   我最焦慮的時刻也是今天
                                                                               
因為終於要秀出養了許久的大度南!  擔心也是無用
                                                                               
不如享受快艇乘風破浪的快感  於是我搶了頭座  跟風面對面
                                                                               



隨著浪濤起伏來到玩拖曳傘的航空母艦上   等後上場的時間
                                                                               
正是醞釀暈船的元兇  也是造成衝動性消費的禍首
                                                                               
原先大家都只玩一圈的  龜了這一陣在摳哥的帶頭下
                                                                               
變成四五個要加值成三圈  包刮心癢難搔的我
                                                                               
於是在許多國企勇士之後終於換我升空啦  只是因為是三圈
                                                                               
所以有先落水後升空的特別service 因此當我落水時整個是心安理得
                                                                              
奇怪的是我並沒有兩腿陷在水裡 而是腹部朝下像阿魯巴一樣在水面滑行
                                                                               
滑了50公尺有吧  心中老大納罕究竟何時才會帶我take off
                                                                               
簡直就是把我當水上摩托車  不虧是特別service。好不容易升空
                                                                               
發覺緊的要命  想必是我之前在上安全措施的時候駝背  導致護具縮的過小
                                                                               
現在真是卡到極點  胯下腋下隨著快艇不均等的前進速度  慣性的被拉扯
                                                                               
風勢也助長了這件苦刑  沒想到在空中的運動量會這麼大  第一圈我就掛點了
                                                                               
後來就是邊喘氣邊繼續在空中繞  快到達時又表了我一下讓我蜻蜓點水
                                                                               
最後返抵航空母艦  拍下我宛若特種部隊空降的英姿  功德圓滿。
                                                                               
下一站隨著越開越瘋狂的快艇前往格蘭島   沒想到這時下了更瘋狂的雨
                                                                               
想要在陽光下曬古銅色現已證明是癡心妄想   但我覺得很熱血阿
                                                                               
以前我不會下雨天去海邊   以後我想也不會   就只有今天跟拍電影一樣
                                                                               
勇於與天作對;這時候若加上些體育項目  就更像熱血漫畫了
                                                                               
於是圍剿乃王行動開始了  雨中真是做什麼都詩情畫意   連潑水都這麼兩小無猜




                                                                               
一行人驚訝的發現自己是一團男人在搞gay  就乾脆坐在水裡休息(海水竟比雨水溫暖
                                                                               
難道這裡是珍貴的海上溫泉?)  淺淺的水勉強可在坐姿時淹過肚臍眼
                                                                               
這等水位  配合沙中亂石棋布  正好可以拿來走天堂路體驗軍旅生活
                                                                               
就幾個人跟智障一樣在那邊匍匐前進......  可見得天氣不好就要自己自嗨阿~~
                                                                               
屌面好貼心   泳褲破了四個洞  露出黑黝黝的翹臀  娛樂大家你記首功;


                                                                               
岸上的雷米德似乎水土不服  裹著大毛巾可惜了一身橫練的肌肉沒得秀
                                                                               
更糟的是B車的大家竟然要先走了   從畢旅開始以來這種事屢見不鮮
                                                                               
形同陌路感覺畢旅都不畢旅  真不是婉惜可以說的清的。
                                                                               
送別後玩超快速水上摩托車   快的是乘車時間 倒非他真的開很快
                                                                               
總之在大雨瀰漫中繞一圈就結束了  還是坐香蕉船正經些
                                                                               
徘徊在要不要自己故意翻船的心防關卡  結果最後規規矩矩的繞
                                                                               
在快抵達終點時翻了  是無心還是蓄意難辨  總之坐在最前位的我
                                                                               
如斷線風箏向後飛  翻了兩個觔斗  頭還尻到不知名的東西
                                                                               
真是相當快意的落水。瘋狂的搞了這麼多  回程的船上風雨依舊
                                                                               
快艇還是這麼愛甩尾   狼狽萬狀的眾人只好自強了
                                                                               
在船頭自顧自放歌   唱到梅花熱淚盈框   渾忘了風吹雨打.....
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                           

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